The Anti-People Person, The Imaginary Foundation

So since I'm not really feeling humans right now because of all the phoniness and confusion going on, I decided to write a notE about the things that I can always trust, but have recently left my life (been stolen). My Wife/Phone, My Therapist/iPod, and My Accountant/Wallet.

My Wife: the love of my life, my everything, the reason I still communicate with humans/my phone. I wine and dine her all the time. On our weekly anniversaries I get her a new ring/ringtone, so she have the latest one(s) and show off to all her friends. I take her to all the parties/phone conferences, I tell her everything/type songs in my notes, and she reminds me about what I have to do/Calender... Turning my phone off is like cutting off my wife's credit card accounts. She always stayed by my side/right pocket, the philosophical reason I get sidekicks and don't go touch screen. Touch screens are hoe's they want everyone, and they let everyone just feel up on them, they don't care, but they do have some kind of code, but it's easy to crack.

My Therapist: when my wife and I have fights/when I have no one to call, or nothing to type in my notes, i go to my therapist/iPod/Neazy's Peezy. My iPod was just not full with music, it had 85 videos and almost 10 games. When I go to my therapist I actually listen, I love it for it's comfort and laughter/Scrubs Seasons 1-6 and Entourage Seasons 1-4, 5's not out yet. On my iTunes I have all these sessions that I had with the Peezy that were recorded/playlists. I can't go to see my therapist anymore, I can only listen to the sessions we had.

My Accountant: The one that buys my wife all her luxuries and funds my therapist's sessions (I DON'T DOWNLOAD MUSIC, I iTunes them!). Me and my wife's anniversary was coming up and I was going to buy her a new car/phone case but she's GONE! My new accountant is on the way/WAMU Gold Card. My accountant doesn't really cost much, it just get's mad when I spend too much on my wife, therapist and my self/shoe's and clothes. I really love shoe's and clothes, those are my children. Shoes boy, Clothes girl. Me and my wife talk about them all the time/I use the internet to look up clothes from sites. Mall clothes are too inclusive/spoiled kids, they go for the money. My accountant always made sure I was in order/kept cards, ID, money. I need order back in my life.

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